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Bikes and Dogs

Mon, 04/27/2009 - 8:11am — Logarithm
So, you're biking along and suddenly an off-leash dog comes out of nowhere and starts chasing you, teeth bared, looking like he's going to bite your leg off. What do you do? Seriously. I find this experience terrifying.

Comments

Mon, 04/27/2009 - 9:07am — Rob Richards

Umm

Pedal faster.
Mon, 04/27/2009 - 9:54am — Guglielmo

Rob's advice only works

for Basset hounds (perhaps not this one) or really fast cyclists. Speeding up just makes you look more like a deer to what's left of the dog's little wolf brain. Screaming and yelling probably make you look even tastier. If you don't want to bother learning to become a bike riding dog whisperer, get an air horn.