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Submitted by Crenshaw Sepulveda on Fri, 06/23/2006 - 6:08pm.
This Saturday there will be the first ever luncheon meeting of the Caiman and Nutria Friendship Society.  The meeting will be held  near the spillway at the Capitol Lake.  All nutria are encouraged to show up  dressed for lunch.  Your caiman hosts will be providing a no host bar and side dishes.  Please join us in this historic moment when the caiman and the nutria come together for friendship and lunch.

Caren Caiman
Secretary for the Caiman and Nutria Friendship Society
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"Lunch," huh?

Help-yourself bar and only side dishes... Me thinks me smells a caiman-sized rat!

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We accept

You wouldn't be hoping to trap us, would you? Surely not. We are ever so attractive creatures with our luxurious beautiful fur and very nice teeth.

I myself have 18 children, are you certain you can feed us all?

Nancy Nutria

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Young nutria encouraged to attend

The caiman welcome the young and tender nutria and all the young will be provided for.  We can even provide special day care for the young ones.

Caren Caiman

"I would make it impossible for the covetous and avaricious to utterly impoverish the poor. The rich can take care of themselves."
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How to serve nutria

"It's a cook book!"
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First reports from the luncheon

I am getting word that no nutria have showed up at the Caiman and Nutria Friendship Society meeting.  Word I am getting is that the nutria are making their way to the movie theater where An Inconvenient Truth is being shown.  Could get get interesting.

"I would make it impossible for the covetous and avaricious to utterly impoverish the poor. The rich can take care of themselves."
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With all due respect...

...I thought it was a trick.

My apologies.

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You have to give the nutria

You have to give the nutria credit, in Louisiana where there are plenty of alligators there to eat them they still manage to hold their own.  The gators may get some but the nutria do prevail.  I'm sure this "invitation" was very transparent to the nutria.

"I would make it impossible for the covetous and avaricious to utterly impoverish the poor. The rich can take care of themselves."
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Orange

I feel the need to point out what I recently learned: nutria have orange teeth. I do not know the significance of that fact.

In my nutria research I found this intriguing quote:

Nutria are known for their dancing abilities and their appreciation of 1930s jazz. They were the constant companions of the pioneering blues masters such as Blind 'Nutria' Ned & "Natty Nutria" Willie. Throughout history, the nutria has been acknowledged as one of the most prolific muses for musicians and artists. Recent discoveries in ancient Greek temples have shown representations of nutria in many different capacities: helping crush enemies, showing the ancient heroes how to build ships & temper their weapons, teaching the poets how to rhyme (although let it be noted that, probably because of their short attention span, the nutria told Homer to keep it short and sweet, so they are not to blame.), etc., etc. A previously unknown work by Michaelanglo has been recovered, showing five larger-than-life nutria being handed by a handsome youth to an aristocratic young woman. It is assumed now that nutria were given as a courting gift, symbolizing fertility and wealth.

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this is why I always come to Olyblog

Nowhere else will you find out the truth about many issues confronting us, and to many, the nutria is perhaps the most thorny of all issues.  I thank you for you tireless research.  Now I want to learn how to do the nutria dance, it it anything like the gopher dance from the movie Caddyshack?

"I would make it impossible for the covetous and avaricious to utterly impoverish the poor. The rich can take care of themselves."
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Alas

Unfortunately the last time the nutria scheduled a nutria dance on the shores of the fetid lake of doom, it happened to be the same night the caimans scheduled their lunar death roll. On the same shores.

The result was almost as bad as the recent spilled rotting cow goo incident.

I no longer seem to be on the email list for nutria - caiman relations, I suspect they've decided that I am a spy.
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