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Submitted by OperaGirl on Tue, 08/15/2006 - 7:41pm.
My brain is going a million miles a minute. I need to do something really mindless for awhile. Any suggestions?
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Sound effects

Read my still-a-work-in-progress Obscuro Comix Sound Effects Dictionary (in OlyBlog Books and Collections) out loud into a tape recorder and then play it back.
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Go...

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That is by far

THE most adorable thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life. Awww... just thinking about it is cute!
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When does it end?!

When does it end?!
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Meow

And here I thought I wasn't able to make decisions today. Why, I focused right on this, decisions easy, and I'm even less irritable as a result.


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Memepool

When I'm caffeinated but not working on something, I memepool.

Or masturbate.

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Here's what I usually do...

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Or these...

Favorite ways to waste time...

www.elouai.com/doll-makers/new-dollmaker.php#aligntop (doll maker)

www.zefrank.com/flowers/ (make a flower)

www7.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/wildcamafrica/wildcam.html?fs=www3.nationalgeographic.com (webcam in Africa - although it's not up right now but you can see recorded footage which is still cool!)

www.mbayaq.org/efc/cam_menu.asp (webcam)

www.deathclock.com (find out when you are going to die)

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ooooh

Monday, December 25th, 2062.
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Christmas? That sucks!

And I'm going to outlive you by almost 3 years, per my gender superiority. Monday, October 5, 2065. I even checked "smoker" and I'm still going to outlive you. Hahahahahahahahaaaa! Think of all the pointless arguments I'll win in those 3 years!
June 23, 2063: "So, Norm, why do you support Viceroy Gleebork? Oh, what? no snappy comeback?"
February 11, 2064: "Norm, I was just reading the other day on OlyBlog about that new ordinance on Ceres. Did you know that it's illegal to carry a phaser there, even if it's set on 'stun'? Statistics don't support people's fear of attack from inner-stellar criminals."
LOL. This just keeps on giving!
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Bah

I hate xmas anyway, my birthday is the day after so it's appropriate I suppose. Stun? STUN? I don't need no stinkin stun. Liquify, and vaporize for me! All depends on if I want a mess left behind or not...pfftt stun.
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You guys are all dying young...

Saturday, March 7, 2082 I totally had plans for that day too. Damn.
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Young!

Young, you say? Damn girl you're gonna be 100, who wants to live THAT long?
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Bogus!

I had it calculate my day of death 5 times, and got 5 wildly different dates! This thing is definitely broken!
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I'm already dead

I also tried this 5 times and in 4 results my death date has already passed! The most pleasant answer was giving my time of demise as Thursday, March 27, 2008. Of course, for this survey to be really accurate for most OlyBloggers, there needs to be the question: Do you live in an area where smarter-than-average psychopathic caimans roam the streets? I should think that would alter the odds a bit.
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I cannot resist

I honestly tried sorta to resist writing this.

For the survey to be really accurate it also needs to include:

If you do live in an area where smarter-than-average psychopathic caimans roam the streets, are you personally responsible for their careless release into the wild?
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The cruel circle

Sarah: Jab!

stevenl: Ouch! OK! OK! I'm sorry!

Sarah: Jab!

stevenl: Ouch! OK! OK! I'm sorry!

Sarah: Jab!

stevenl: Ouch! OK! OK! I'm sorry!

Sarah: Jab!

stevenl: Ouch! OK! OK! I'm sorry!

Sarah: Jab!

stevenl: Ouch! OK! OK! I'm sorry!

Sarah: Jab!

stevenl: Ouch! OK! OK! I'm sorry!

Sarah: Jab!

stevenl: Ouch! OK! OK! I'm sorry!

Sarah: Jab!

stevenl: Ouch! OK! OK! I'm sorry!

I think the time has come for me to buy Sarah's silence with her favorite chocolates or her beverage of choice at B&B.
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As long as it's not been

As long as it's not been tampered with and spiked with caiman juice...whatever that may be!
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Caiman Juice

What is caiman juice?

Trust me, you really, really, don't want to know.

(If you do find out, please tell me, I've had it but I never recall anything specific about it afterwards. Other than the fetid taste.)
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Great Caimans Almighty!

How did I miss this? For 5 full days, I was apparently oblivious. I just now found it. Hey, that's my name and.....oh........uh oh!

We need to get crackin' on the Caiman Opera. Plus there is that other thing, you know, that -thing- you did at the FLoD. That I will no longer speak of. Or write about. Because I have mercy. Truly, I do.

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If you ever speaketh of the

If you ever speaketh of the "incident" I will have to flog you.
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"The Incident"

That incident? You mean the one where that guy dumped the you know what you know where?

Aye, I promiseth I shall not speaketh ofeth it ever again. Eth. I might write about it though.
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I see it is always the

flodcaimanI see it is always the loopholes with Sarah. The wound is never given a chance to heal. Until, that is, those heinous reptiles are driven back to their swampy homeland-- the only way I can redeem myself. Anyone wishing to help me strategize can find me at B&B this Friday after work. As the weather is just starting to feel like Fall, those caimans will be heading for the FLOD steam plant and the tunnels leading to various warm underground pockets. I suggest we ask the Governor to declare a state of emergency, particularly since the FLOD is under the control of the General Administration.
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Mercy

I wrote that I have mercy and I do.

So I'll just stand on the shore of the FLOD and point, indicating the presence of fetid trespassers, eloquent in my superior silence.

Sarah the Merciful
#54
C.A.R.T. (Caiman Awareness Response Team)
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Good grief people stop

Good grief people stop speaking of these things on my blog...don't you know??  They're listening...
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They are? Good, then maybe

They are? Good, then maybe I'll start singing. As the second worst singer in the Olympia area, that should disable them a bit before the final conflict.
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My silence: bought

Yes, it is true, I've been bought off.

But.

I would like to bring to our attention that while Steve and I were torturing each other with accusations, we were remiss in remembering the true culprit.

Yes, Steve made some *ahem* mistakes. Yes, I've been somewhat enthusiastic in my providing of consequences, namely blame and dogged reminders. But what about the.........Caiman Master?? The man who did not accidentally pour caimans into the fetid lake of doom, nor the woman who compulsively has to re-examine each bit of caimanic information over and over again, but the man who actually grows caimans! Raises them! Feeeeeeeds them!

Next time you spy a caiman pushing a shopping cart around the lake, gathering din-din, remember to question...........who's its Daddy?
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Ah, progress. Blaming a poor

Ah, progress. Blaming a poor innocent fellow like myself for a well-intentioned mistake is really just a red herring planted in your mind by that guy who acts as the chief collaborator with those rat-eating reptiles. Yes, Rick the Caiman Master is the one we should fixing our focus. In fact, I'm tracking down and attempting to verify a rumor that his real name is: Rick McCaiman! Suddenly it is all starting to become horrifyingly clear. The horror! The horror! Somehow I bet OperaGirl was not expecting her original post to take this terrifying turn.
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As long as I haven't "lost

As long as I haven't "lost my facilities" I'm good!
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What if I were to tell you I

What if I were to tell you I watch Entourage religiously? Is that something I could interest you in?

"I am for free commerce with all nations, political connection with none, and little or no diplomatic establishment. And I am not for linking ourselves by new treaties with the quarrels of Europe, entering that field of slaughter to preserve their balance."

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What is this entourage?

What is this entourage? Should I be scared?
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It's an excellent show on

It's an excellent show on HBO. It's loosely based on Mark Wahlberg ("Dirk Diggler")'s Hollywood experience but really, it's more of a satire.

That just reminded me of an incident on the show involving Johnny "Drama" and I thought maybe you had done it on purpose (hence the reason I responded in the form of another memorable line on the show).

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HBO

I don't have HBO anymore, but when I did, I was impressed. I especially loved Deadwood and Carnivale.

Entourage looks fun, I need to check round to see if any of it is out on DVD yet.
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One and Two are on DVD.

One and Two are on DVD. Three just wrapped up last night.
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Ah I see! I am HBOless

Ah I see! I am HBOless myself! I got the "lost my facilities" from when I worked at an assisted living home.
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More stuff to do

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