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Submitted by Rick on Sun, 08/27/2006 - 9:47pm.

Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army - MAIN MANOEUVRES

Below are the three ways that an army of clowns move together

Fishing -- Clowns move like a school of fish

Stand together in a clump as tight as possible while still having room to move. The person who finds themselves at the front in the direction of the clump initiates a motion/gesture/sound. The clump gradually keeps changing direction, with new people constantly finding themselves at the front on the gaggle.

Pointers: Stay close, keep movements simple, use levels (high to low), the key is completely synchonized movement.

Socking -- The gaggle of clowns moves forward and backward as if it is a sock being pulled inside out.

Moving forward:

Form a clump. Clowns at the back of the clump move to the front of the clump (you can do between or around. Imagine somebody is taking a picture of the clowns and you want to be at the front!) When you find yourself at the back again, move to the front. When you reach a destination, reverse. Clowns at the front move to the back. Peel off.

Advanced version: Sock with an emotion. For example: sock forward with love, sock backward with disgust. Sock forward with hunger, sock backward with nausea. Sock forward with curiousity, sock backward with contempt.

Marching -- By the left quick march!

What can we say? Please master synchonized marching as a platoon. It looks cool and it is a key tactic. We know that it is difficult to embody, so please be gentle with yourselves. Please contact us for a list of full commands, as at the moment it is top secret!

Hat tip V-ster and Sarah!

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