But the hate flyers aren't garbage, Sarah - they are important educational literature. Duh. Ha ha. I am so sad that I can't find my nazi. I sure hope he comes to the rally as I have my 'Have You Seen Me' shirt all ready to go!

I wish I had a paper maker because I think a really fun project idea would be to recycle the nazi flyers and make some really cool hand made paper to sell and then donate all the proceeds to something like the NAACP or Stonewall Youth or some other good cause.

They've had hard lives these Nazis. They got kicked around too much and it made them mean. I think the real problem is that they are telling the truth. They are very very white, which means they have some mightily inbred genetics. People weren't made for inbreeding. They were made to intermarry, reevaluate the worst of their family values, and live long and prosper.

We should offer health checks to our little Nazi brothers and sisters. How's the liver honey? That heart going too fast pumpkin face? Perhaps the poo poo spot is all clogged up babycakes and it gives you a tummy ache. And check that blood pressure darlin' because you do look like you are going to explode. Perhaps its just gas from bad diet, sweet cheeks.

I think our little Nazi friends are physically uncomfortable and getting sick in public. They want us to be sick with them. But not all of us have their inbred preferences for violence and bad health. I hear a lot of them are big time drinkers too. Sucking up those suds gives people a lot of hangovers, some disinhibited moments and instances of public vomiting too.

Nazis make me want to puke but have you ever been around someone is puking, bathed their brow and held their heads? Puking is contagious.

If we can't beat them we should join them. So either stay home on Nazi day and get really happy with someone not Nazi or go there loaded down with Tequila and just barf your response. Spew some vomit all over the litter and let your true feelings show. If you don't drink, syrup of ipecac works well. Just do a little public purging exhibition for those so inclined in Olympia. Puking is not civil disobedience but it does make a strong point and smell. Be sure not to hit one of our nice Olycops though. They are doing their jobs and there to keep the peace. I would hand them scented kleenex to protect them from the smell. We need some projectile pukers too and aim for the shoes so they walk in it for while.

Just a suggestion. I plan to stay home and make my interrracial husband really happy that he is alive and mine. He is free to attend the rally if he can get past me and out the door.
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Look Sarah - it's already happening...http://www.statesmanjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2005501280372

You should call me Goddess C, not Lady C. Ladies don't get as dirty as I do cleaning the lake, nor their clothes fall off so easily. Nor do they swear as much or argue as much or begin conversations with WATCH MY LIPS. They would never recommend puking in public. Or lifting up their arms to Father Sky while grounded firmly on Mother Earth and yelling: HELP ME COOL OFF NOW!!

When I did that in Ohio, a thunderstorm broke out. But I sense seagulls would be better for the rally.

Menopause is so much better than PMS. PMS is only part of the month and we tend to make excuses for it. Menopause is a lifestyle and we learn to love it. But we need to quit being ladies and start being Goddesses. Don't ask for respect. Demand it haha. Those hot flashes are SO empowering. Let's see. Who can I argue with today. If you don't like it, hang up the phone, walk away, cross the street. Gonna get you anyhow until I finishing speaking up and down the IQ scale of my mind so many times that it makes your eyes cross haha.  Woo Hoo. Going dancing tonight! ^@^