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Spam

Submitted by Sarah on Tue, 01/09/2007 - 6:08am.

Death and taxes used to be what was listed as inevitable, now we can add spam. (I love my delete email spam button.) Mr Bun What have you got, then? Waitress Well there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam. Mrs Bun Have you got anything without spam in it? Waitress Well there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.
Mr Bun: What have you got, then?
Waitress: Well there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Mrs Bun: Have you got anything without spam in it?
Waitress: Well there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.

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I love spam!

Submitted by Meta Hogan on Wed, 01/10/2007 - 4:21pm.

I'll have the spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam. Could I get spam instead of the baked beans?

Spam Cam

Submitted by Sarah on Thu, 01/11/2007 - 8:01am.

If your computer has enough ram I can spend you some spam with a side of lamb, would you like spam in place of lamb? Ma'am? Not actual reality spam, this is spam via cam, for observing spammy goodness from a safe distance. Don't give Sam any, he prefers green eggs and ham.

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