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Submitted by stevenl on Sun, 03/11/2007 - 8:36pm.
Penguin beak salad is, needless to say, very crunchy. And what, may you ask, happens to those penguins who now find themselves beakless as a result of giving up a part of their anatomy for your eating pleasure? [At this point an OlyBlogger raises his/her hand and asks this question]: "What happens to those penguins who now find themselves beakless as a result of giving up a part of their anatomy for your eating pleasure?" I'm glad you asked that. You find them employed as bowling pins at your local bowling alley. Since they can still waddle around, it makes the game a bit more challenging. The End.
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A penguin goes into a bar...
Submitted by Crenshaw Sepulveda on Mon, 03/12/2007 - 1:42am....and goes up to the bartender and says "I can't find my dad. Have you seen him?"
And the bartender says "I don't know, what's he look like?"
"I would make it impossible for the covetous and avaricious to utterly impoverish the poor. The rich can take care of themselves."
^@^
If I were a wiseguy, which
Submitted by stevenl on Mon, 03/12/2007 - 12:37pm.Calendar Includes Penguin With a Beak
Submitted by stevenl on Wed, 09/12/2007 - 7:22pm.I respectfully request
Submitted by Anonymously Larry on Wed, 09/12/2007 - 7:38pm.Considering that if I put on a three piece suit, I look like a penguin (no longer a 28 waist), I find these jokes to be insensitive and I'll probably file suit as soon as I'm done suing the people that hung the paper towel dispensers too high in the men's rooms. Water runs down my sleeve when I'm trying to pull towels to dry my hands and this has caused significant emotional trama.
Beakless penguins would no longer bite each other on the butt. This could become an asset on the blogosphere.
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