I don't know why Olympians love Nazis so much. Though I guess more than one local resident has fond memories of pet Nazis that they had as children... though they try to blot out the gruesome and distressing end to it all.

Pet stores don't sell Nazis anymore. Not since the Seventies. They are too hard to care for. Feeding, bathing, providing socialization.
Some people say there is some sort of government ban. There is no ban. That's just an urban legend. No, the Nazis were ejected from the pet stores due to capitalistic cost analysis.

There are still Nazis in the wild, and any environmentalist will tell you that's a good thing. It's bad for the ecosystem when species go extinct and nature takes care of the Nazi by keeping its numbers in check... not too many.

Though the Nazi does have certain needs that people could help out with. The modern Nazi often looks a-shambles with their dress uniform unpressed or wholly makeshift. This is sad. There are groups that feed Nazis and help them dress better.

I remember, when I was a child that there used to be a big Nazi Safari that you could drive through. They kept and cared for the Nazis and families would drive through and look and take pictures. It was a cheap domestic holiday for the working folk. Many children have never seen a Nazi and children naturally love them because they walk so funny and flap their arms around.

Anyway, what we need is to return to those carefree days. Let's set up a Nazi Safari. Just like in the old days families can drive through and be reminded to keep the windows rolled up at all times.

The Nazis would at last have somewhere to go that they are welcome. They would be fed, cleaned and dressed. It would be educational for the kids.
And the Nazis are happier when they have fenced-off territory.

It will take everyone's mind off the war, economy, scandal.

Can we get some corporate sponsorship?

Raccoons don't show up in your yard much when you don't feed them. Unfortunately, there are no shortage of Olympians who persist in setting out raw eggs and calling "here nazinazinazi, here nazi" and then challenging the Nazi to a contest of "who's bigger."

If you persist in feeding them, remember to keep your fingers out of the way.

It's only fun until you pump up the adrenaline and escalate it into someone getting killed.