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Submitted by theunabonger on Fri, 10/27/2006 - 7:08am.


have you seen the green monster?

These photos were snapped recently during an extremely dangerous mission to the meta-physically opened "gateway to the other worlds" and it's darkened "delivery" chamber at the Olympia Coffee Roasting/Espresso Parts Conglomo-plex on 4th and Cherry during a daring late afternoon expedition to procure some magical energy beans reported to give anyone who consumes them the strengh of Hercules, and the quick sharp mind of Voltaire.

Reports have been received that the beast springs forth from time to time, along with an enchanted slave who, I'm told, is apparently prone to mumbling "my precious" when skirting closely behind the loud and ravenous beast as it's gaping and whiskered maw feeds on the debris, detritus and offal of the piggish and slovenly inhabitants and visitors to the downtown realm, exhausting flatulent gasses which are rumored to reek of old french fries and fried fish. The beast's overlords have welcomed it's coming, and chant regularly to gaurantee the health and activity of it's life-force and being.

Post your reports (and photos if you are brave enough to take one) here at OlyBlog!! Caiman and Nutria are an issue, but this Monster is of quite another magnitude!!!

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Hah!

Just who do you think are the overlords of the overlords you so bravely reveal? Scoff not at caiman and nutria "issues" lest you fail to kneel at the proper time as the Green Monster sucks up innocent citizens.

[Monday OlyBlog meeting, be there, or be vacumned.]
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It is here to save us

We are all sinners, us car drivers, our oil and pieces of brake pad pollute our streets. The great Machine is here to clean our sinfulness.

Hows that for 30 years of Catholic Mass?
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possibly blasphemous ? but correct!


I was formerly an alter boy, and I think you've got it down.

Wink

Cosmo  

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I've seen...

...this enchanted slave of whom you speak!  Bedecked within a garishly green garment she set upon our pedestrian paths greedily grabbing all manner of refuse with this!  While slow to react I did manage to secure my escape, yet now I fear her mechanization grows and soon will spawn at the behest of overlords such as these.  Sanctuary at The Brotherhood must be found.  Peace be unto you and swift may your travels be.

"Th'earths face is but thy Table; there are set
Plants, cattell, men, dishes for Death to eate.
In a rude hunger now hee millions drawes
Into his bloody, or plaguy, or sterv'd jawes."

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MMMMM


MMMMMMMMM

Sour Apple!

I want to lick that mucheen
Tongue out
"I don't want every break in the world. I just want justice..."   Lenny Bruce
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