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Community Service for the NSM

Mon, 06/26/2006 - 5:34am — Sarah
My theory is that NSM members simply need something different to do. Since they universally display confusion about what they believe is garbage: they see garbage everywhere even where it is not, plus they then dump garbage all over the place in the form of hate flyers.........I figure the best community service for them would involve garbage training.

Often the best training is experiential. So I propose that the NSM contribute to our community by picking up litter downtown. At first their labor will correct a previous wrong of their own litter bug habits, then eventually their labor will bring them into the plus side of service.

To assist we need only point out useful garbage bags, gloves, and cans. As an incentive I suggest that we photograph and praise happy NSM trash team members and display accordingly, to encourage others to follow in their helpful footsteps.

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Comments

Mon, 06/26/2006 - 6:05am — OperaGirl

But the hate flyers aren't

But the hate flyers aren't garbage, Sarah - they are important educational literature. Duh. Ha ha. I am so sad that I can't find my nazi. I sure hope he comes to the rally as I have my 'Have You Seen Me' shirt all ready to go!
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Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. ~Ludwig van Beethoven
Mon, 06/26/2006 - 6:12am — Sarah

True

I forget these things.
 Smile
You know, it would be funny if our friend Arkan turns out to be your Nazi. Whoever he is, he is missing out on all this fun adoption time.

Uh oh, I think I forgot to adopt a NSM member myself. Don't tell anyone. Though it could be said that I run an adoption agency, so am excused.

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Mon, 06/26/2006 - 7:46am — kiki

crafts are always the answer

I wish I had a paper maker because I think a really fun project idea would be to recycle the nazi flyers and make some really cool hand made paper to sell and then donate all the proceeds to something like the NAACP or Stonewall Youth or some other good cause.
Mon, 06/26/2006 - 8:24am — Sarah

Wonderful

That is a fantastic idea, I like the thought of pulping the flyers and then making something beautiful and useful out of them.
Mon, 06/26/2006 - 10:29am — Sarah

Slogan

How is this for a silly slogan? (Blame the heat.)

Do Crafts, not Nazis.
Mon, 06/26/2006 - 10:42am — kiki

haha

that beats mine, "smoosh hate into a pulp".  I'm totally going to ask on freecycle about getting a paper maker so I can do this up.  Although luckily I haven't seen any fliers around.
Tue, 06/27/2006 - 4:46am — Sarah

Smoosh

I like that slogan too. I believe this all is more evidence of how cool we are in Oly, we not only have a sense of humor, we know how to recycle everything in sight.

We can take up a collection, anyone find flyers, save for art.
Mon, 06/26/2006 - 7:48am — Crusty

Puking on Nazis as an Advocacy

They've had hard lives these Nazis. They got kicked around too much and it made them mean. I think the real problem is that they are telling the truth. They are very very white, which means they have some mightily inbred genetics. People weren't made for inbreeding. They were made to intermarry, reevaluate the worst of their family values, and live long and prosper.

We should offer health checks to our little Nazi brothers and sisters. How's the liver honey? That heart going too fast pumpkin face? Perhaps the poo poo spot is all clogged up babycakes and it gives you a tummy ache. And check that blood pressure darlin' because you do look like you are going to explode. Perhaps its just gas from bad diet, sweet cheeks.

I think our little Nazi friends are physically uncomfortable and getting sick in public. They want us to be sick with them. But not all of us have their inbred preferences for violence and bad health. I hear a lot of them are big time drinkers too. Sucking up those suds gives people a lot of hangovers, some disinhibited moments and instances of public vomiting too.

Nazis make me want to puke but have you ever been around someone is puking, bathed their brow and held their heads? Puking is contagious.

If we can't beat them we should join them. So either stay home on Nazi day and get really happy with someone not Nazi or go there loaded down with Tequila and just barf your response. Spew some vomit all over the litter and let your true feelings show. If you don't drink, syrup of ipecac works well. Just do a little public purging exhibition for those so inclined in Olympia. Puking is not civil disobedience but it does make a strong point and smell. Be sure not to hit one of our nice Olycops though. They are doing their jobs and there to keep the peace. I would hand them scented kleenex to protect them from the smell. We need some projectile pukers too and aim for the shoes so they walk in it for while.

Just a suggestion. I plan to stay home and make my interrracial husband really happy that he is alive and mine. He is free to attend the rally if he can get past me and out the door.
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Mon, 06/26/2006 - 10:27am — Sarah

Nausea

I blame Nazis for more than a few migraines, some which involved nausea to be sure.

What with the NSM preoccupation with smear campaigns including their attempts to paint us all as violent and assaultive, I can just imagine the assault charges they would file if we upchuck on them. Me, I'm gonna keep my distance. I am impressed though with the creative flow of these innovative suggestions.
Mon, 06/26/2006 - 9:20am — OperaGirl

Look Sarah - it's already

Look Sarah - it's already happening...http://www.statesmanjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2005501280372
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Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. ~Ludwig van Beethoven
Mon, 06/26/2006 - 10:16am — Sarah

Nazis fail at volunteer litter cleanup program

This is one of the first articles that helped with research. Only thing is, I think I recall a later article that said that the Nazis didn't actually clean up trash and the sign also disappeared. Ooo here it is:

Nearly one year after Marion County officials allowed the neo-Nazis to “adopt” a stretch of Sunnyview Road Northeast, the group has been booted from the volunteer litter-cleanup program.

The problem? The outfit may be pretty good at spewing trash, but it’s no good at cleaning it up. Litter has been piling up for months along the rural road outside Salem.

Now the road will be adopted by a 55-year-old computer programmer who has grown weary of seeing the neglect of his neighborhood road. His name, Jerry Miller, will appear on a pair of green “Adopt-a-Road” signs to be erected by the county.


Mon, 06/26/2006 - 10:34am — OperaGirl

Damn nazis

Damn nazis
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Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. ~Ludwig van Beethoven
Mon, 06/26/2006 - 10:57am — Sarah

Mystery Nazi

Maybe what they were missing in Oregon was the able assistance of your lost Nazi. Once we get him safely identified for your adoption, we can ask him to lead the trash collection crew.
Mon, 06/26/2006 - 11:46am — OperaGirl

I emailed Justin to see if

I emailed Justin to see if he could be of assistance in finding the lost Nazi...we'll see how that goes!
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Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. ~Ludwig van Beethoven
Mon, 06/26/2006 - 10:40am — Crusty

Upchuck in Front of Them Not On Them

A lot people upchucking makes a profound social statement and I agree. No assault. Stand at the required perimeter to upchuck and bring buckets of clorox and water. Then clean up after the rally is over.

Now be aware we have feathered friends above us who would love to eat our upchuck. Expect them to be dive bombing and flying over head of the Nazis. As a matter of fact, all public upchuckers should consider wearing hats. You know the way gulls are.

I am guess no one will need the clorox.

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Mon, 06/26/2006 - 10:51am — Sarah

Our pals

I can just imagine Bill White or Jim Ramm following this discussion in confusion and then posting it on their respective web sites. (Hi guys!)

That perimeter distinction is good, I blame any confusion I may experience today on the heat, eventually reality will sink in. I hope.

Lady C., you are brilliant, you know that?

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Mon, 06/26/2006 - 1:07pm — Crusty

Goddess C. Here

You should call me Goddess C, not Lady C. Ladies don't get as dirty as I do cleaning the lake, nor their clothes fall off so easily. Nor do they swear as much or argue as much or begin conversations with WATCH MY LIPS. They would never recommend puking in public. Or lifting up their arms to Father Sky while grounded firmly on Mother Earth and yelling: HELP ME COOL OFF NOW!!

When I did that in Ohio, a thunderstorm broke out. But I sense seagulls would be better for the rally.

Menopause is so much better than PMS. PMS is only part of the month and we tend to make excuses for it. Menopause is a lifestyle and we learn to love it. But we need to quit being ladies and start being Goddesses. Don't ask for respect. Demand it haha. Those hot flashes are SO empowering. Let's see. Who can I argue with today. If you don't like it, hang up the phone, walk away, cross the street. Gonna get you anyhow until I finishing speaking up and down the IQ scale of my mind so many times that it makes your eyes cross haha.  Woo Hoo. Going dancing tonight! ^@^