A new life form has recently been discovered in the Hanford area. I heard about it from that guy.

For lack of a better name, I'll call the animal The Flying Rat. I'm not talking about a bat . I'm talking about The Flying Rat.

According to That Guy, who says he has seen them, it looks like a normal rat, but it starts flapping it's ears at a very rapid rate, like the wings of a hummingbird or bumblebee, and the rat actually lifts off the ground and can fly several hundred feet very quickly, biting the nose of any unsuspecting human unfortunate to be in their range. I guess when these Flying Rats fly in a loose formation and gang up on a cow or goat, it is not unlike piranhas attacking a nutria. The sound of an unruly gang of Flying Rats descending upon a victim is apparently quite chilling.

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