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Bumper Stickers: Seen in Oly

Submitted by Sarah on Sun, 12/04/2005 - 11:29pm.

What bumper sticker has caught your attention in Oly recently?

One in my neighborhood that grabs me every time is: "Piss off a Liberal, Buy a Gun".

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"Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Submitted by The Fire Inside on Mon, 12/05/2005 - 12:23am.

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."

"Israel: You are not alone."

I like the bumper sticker: "K

Submitted by Lill Huff on Mon, 12/05/2005 - 3:41am.

I like the bumper sticker: "Know Jesus Know Peace" because Jesus was a peace activist. I do NOT like the bumper sticker: "War...kills thousands of beating hearts" because murder is murder and people with similarities should not necessarily oppose eachother by pointing out weaknesses. Now I'd like to dedicate a poem to my girlfriend: From before we realized till the end of time it’s you and I on the hillside beneath the sky campin out in the ride. You and I together is flyer than snow in July. You’re hotter than the campfire we made on the range above the lake in the rain. Even before we knew it was true I knew I felt in love with you. On a ledge at the school. In a tram ten thousand feet above land. On a log in the bog. On a skateboard offroad---I'll be yours forevermore.

These are the bumper stickers

Submitted by Lill Huff on Mon, 12/05/2005 - 4:13am.

These are the bumper stickers on my ride: "Vegetarians taste better","Vegan-the choice of a new generation", "My kid beat up an honor student" (I'm still in school),(speaking of school...) "let the military hold a bake sale", "legalize skateboarding", "This vehicle is NOT abandoned", "This vehicle stops frequently", "How does my exhaust taste" (my ride runs off water), "Free the west", "Keep tahoe blue", "Got snow", "Know Jesus Know Peace", "Time...stops thousands of beating hearts every millisecond".

"Do you have stairs in your h

Submitted by eelcozy on Mon, 12/05/2005 - 7:35am.

"Do you have stairs in your house?" Why yes, I do.

In order to have stairs in my

Submitted by stevenl on Mon, 12/05/2005 - 7:46am.

In order to have stairs in my house, we'd have to build a 2nd floor. But that's another story.

Stop! In the name of God! Be

Submitted by Rick on Mon, 12/05/2005 - 7:58am.

Stop! In the name of God! Before someone gets hurt.

Seen on the back of a new-loo

Submitted by Rob Richards on Mon, 12/05/2005 - 11:46am.

Seen on the back of a new-looking Hummer: "There's more to life than gas mileage."

"Our oil is under your soil."

Submitted by The Fire Inside on Mon, 12/05/2005 - 12:07pm.

"Our oil is under your soil."

Do you know that staircases f

Submitted by stevenl on Mon, 12/05/2005 - 10:39pm.

Do you know that staircases fly south for the winter? It is a beautiful sight, a flight of stairs.

Okay, that is two, bet you ca

Submitted by Sarah on Mon, 12/05/2005 - 10:54pm.

Okay, that is two, bet you can't do a third.

You and Rick are right, I nee

Submitted by stevenl on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 6:51am.

You and Rick are right, I need to stop this, maybe go to a 12-step program. Everywhere I go, people stair at me. Hey, I know, I'm going to distract myself by joining the anti-Fred Astair group, the "Ban-Astairs."

The act of punning needs to b

Submitted by Sarah on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 4:13pm.

The act of punning needs to be regulated and licensed. Because the recipient of puns are paralyzed both mentally and physically, only able to lean over and groan. Brain function grinds to a halt.

By properly regulating and licensing the act of punning, even when a hapless fool asks "Fourth?", punners know they must relent.

Only legal organized pun duels between equals of punny disposition, with audience members appropriately shielded, should be allowed.

(Translation: I have no brains.)

funny. the kind of lame ass

Submitted by jackson on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 1:04am.

funny. the kind of lame ass humor of which I am both suscriber and purveyor

Leaving the new Regal megaple

Submitted by crackhole on Mon, 12/05/2005 - 4:04pm.

Leaving the new Regal megaplex: "Born right the first time"

"nuke the baby gay whales for

Submitted by Sarah on Mon, 12/05/2005 - 7:09pm.

"nuke the baby gay whales for jesus"

another one on I-5 today: "To

Submitted by crackhole on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 1:20am.

another one on I-5 today: "Too close for missiles, switching to guns..."

I like that one.

Submitted by Sarah on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 4:28pm.

I like that one.

"Support the midget farmers o

Submitted by jackson on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 12:52am.

"Support the midget farmers of america" I didn't actually see that one, but I'd like to. I mean, are we talkin about little tiny farmers, or normal size farmers that breed midgets. Terrible. Sorry if there're any lil people out there. I also like, Freedumb isn't Freedom. My dad's idea. Oh, yeah, "Support President Gore, and Our Troops", my idea, patent pending.

The artist I mentioned in Eve

Submitted by stevenl on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 6:57am.

The artist I mentioned in Evergroove trivia pt. 48 made a bumper sticker that proclaimed, "I'd rather be masturbating," in the same lettering and style as the then popular "I'd rather be sailing." One day I was a passenger in the vehicle with that sticker as he drove from Olympia to Seattle. Watching the varied reactions from the other drivers was pretty funny.

I'm not sure I understand thi

Submitted by crackhole on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 3:13pm.

I'm not sure I understand this one, but I saw one that had the outline of the state of Montana with a Scottie inside and the caption " our governor is dumber then yours"

Another favorite, seen years ago: "Stumps don't lie"

Last one for today, from my wife's car: "I brake for fruit pies" - the best is when someone actually asked her in a serious tone if she really did brake for fruit pies...

Apparently the Montana bumper

Submitted by Sarah on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 4:27pm.

Apparently the Montana bumper stickers were commenting on a prior Governor, Judy Martz. I haven't found out yet what she did that was disliked. Or if she had Scottie dogs.

Y'know - nobody has ever unde

Submitted by crackhole on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 5:05pm.

Y'know - nobody has ever understood that. Now I can finally sleep at night!

I like this one: "My Other Ve

Submitted by Robert Whitlock on Tue, 12/06/2005 - 6:36pm.

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