More disturbing graphics

I took a close look at the cover illustration I provided for Evergroove trivia pt. 50 and realized, to my utter horror, some caimanesque images hidden in there. Also, I found this magazine cover I drew in 1998. Anyone know where I can find a caiman deprogramming seminar?


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I happen to have the necessar

I happen to have the necessary skills for conducting a weekend of deprogramming.

Friday evening: Meet and greet, group trust exercises, vegan broth dining, phototherapy, initial decaimanification

Saturday: Breatharian training, firewalking, soul manifestation and retrieval, evening decaimanification sessions led by former caimain sympathizers

Sunday: Rebirthing, past life readings, magickal tarot mud baths, and individual reverse programming sessions with renowned prophet and trainer Free Mind

All this and more for 1,999.00, cash only please. Mind befuddlement and installed caiman firewall guaranteed.

Groovy. Sign me up. I can't l

Groovy. Sign me up. I can't live in this reptilian Hell any longer.

Your family and friends will

Your family and friends will not be allowed to contact you during the weekend. You will not know where you are, because your location will not be your first concern. Ridding yourself of caiman influence will be your priority.

Begin thinking on your new name now, by the time we are done with you, you will want a new name.

Prior to the weekend, you are encouraged to overdose on caiman vibrations. In this manner you will be so toxic that just entering sacred anti-caiman space will tip you towards redemption.

Seeing a light at the end of

Seeing a light at the end of the tunnel makes me feel better already.

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