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Now this is a good way to protest the president.

Submitted by Rob Richards on Sat, 09/01/2007 - 12:41pm.

Statement From The IAC Regarding Bathroom Flooding

author: International Anarchist Conspiracy
Sep 01, 2007 12:45

Statement:

Greetings disciples,

There has been some confusion amongst our ranks as to who is actually responsible for the vandalism of 50 toilets that took place in the Bellevue Square mall on Monday, August 27th. The IAC would like to take the time to list all of the participating groups: People Overtly Overflowing Potties (POOP), Anarchist Sanitation Saboteurs (ASS), Terrorists Undermining Restroom Decor (TURD), Society for Messing Up Toilets (SMUT), Fierce Anarchists Resisting Toilets (FART) and assorted members of the International Anarchist Conspiracy (IAC). Let this serve as the final word for all those concerned.

Last night, an emergency meeting was held via Seeing Stones between this diverse collection of groups. All of our differences have been resolved. ASS would like to pulbicly say here that it is not solely responsible for all of the sublime mayhem that went on during Bush's visit to Bellevue on Monday, August 27th. The above groups all contributed to the affair and all equally share responsibility for the action.

During our Seeing Stone conference, the groups came to a consensus on the following issue: the above groups have officially been inducted into the International Anarchist Conspiracy and in the future will claim responsibility for actions as such.

Many fine witches and wizards from the Bellevue area are now with us in our never-ending struggle to bring down this government, the capitalist system and the systems of control (both internal and external) that plague our lives and to actualize an anarchist society. Let this show you all that fighting amongst one another as small, disparate groups is pointless. Acting as one, us anarchists can cast our spells and chant our curses moore effectively.

You will be hearing from us all very soon.

With love, love, love,

The Seattle, Olympia, Tacoma, And Portland Cells Of The Eugene Anarchists, A Centralized Branch Of The International Anarchist Conspiracy (IAC)

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I'm lollin'!

Submitted by blagoblag on Sat, 09/01/2007 - 1:04pm.

I didn't realize the Eugene Anarchists had opened up new chapters! When's the IPO?

THey had to

Submitted by Guglielmo on Sat, 09/01/2007 - 1:46pm.

I hear they're pretty flush with members these days.

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