Pafoom!: Amos Grumbly prevents an atomic meteor from colliding with the surface of the Earth by using his uniquely shaped head (it has a dish-like indentation) as sort of a catcher. (Dogtown Zoo (1982))

Pant! Gasp! Puff! Pant! Puff! Pant! Sweat! Sweat!: A jogger stops to talk with a slob in an easy chair. (Big Picture Picture Book (1983))

Pant! Pant!: Otto Manic catches his breath after his vast mind-powers fail to absorb a Morty Dog into his cranium. (Scratchez 8 (1986))

Pat! Pat!:
(1) Inside the Parvo Nakacheker Institute for Weapons Research, a scientist named Bert pats a fat little missile, "Gentleman, this little honey, the new Z-33, now holds the distinction of being the world's most destructive weapon!" General: "Hot damn!" Another scientist: "It's a beaut, Bert!" (Cranium Frenzy 1 (1981))
(2) The King pats Prince Morty's face as he says, "Morty, don't let yourself get all bent out of shape over your father's death. Your grief is umanly, 'tis a fault to Heaven. Think of me as your father now." (Tragedy of Morty, Prince of Denmarke 1 (1983))

Pchunk!: A psychopath drops an ax on the head of a man who is sort of a living statue. (Gimmie Comics 1 (1973))

Pfffft: A hitchhiker puffs on a joint. (Random Reflections (1976))

Pfffftt!: See Flop! Thud! Thunk! Crack! Arrr! Garrr! Yarr! Arrrr! Yarrrg! Skreee Arrrr! Grrr! Yaarrr! Pfffftt! Slam! Whap Whap Whap Whap

Pffft: A Morty Dog giving the raspberry to an angry guy wearing a nightcap. (Almost Complete Collected Morty Comix (1984))
See also: Grrrr. Pffft!

Pfpft!: See Sproing! Oing! Boing! Trip! Pfpft! Poompf!

Pinch!: A rodent-like creature, who had previously been a fictitious character in a book, now finds he is real, and pinches his arm (complete with three stars of pain) to make sure. (Library Comix (1987))

Pink!: See Swak! Swakity! Swak! Swak! Pink!

Plink!: See Poink! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Thunk! Clunk! Plink!

Plink! Plink!: The scatological sound made on an Angel Morty Dog's head as he walks under a group of 60 ft. tall angels at the wrong time, and some final bits drip off his halo and onto his nose. (Cartoon Loonacy 1 (1984))

Plinka Plinka Plinka: See Poink! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Thunk! Clunk! Plinka Plinka Plinka

Plip!: See Bumpety Bumpety Bumpety Bump Zip! Plip! Affix! Boot! Boot! Plup!

Plonk!: We live in a hollow Earth, but on the outside surface there are beings with suction cups for feet, in order to keep them from being flung out to space as the world spins. This is the sound they make when lifting one foot at a time. (Cranium Frenzy 2 (1982))

Ploop!: See Bloop! Ploop! Gloop!

Plop!: The disengaged head of a slob in an easy chair falls back in place after having been on a surreal journey. (Big Picture Picture Book (1983))
See also: Clonk! Plop!
See also: Hop! Plop
See also: Poink! Doink! Plop! Deflate!
See also: Zip! Plop!
See also: Zip! Zoop! Plop! Sniff Sniff Gak!
See also: Zoop! Pop-Plop!

Plow!: Cosmo Bear takes off in his cute little spaceship, "Make way for action galore!" But he has an unfortunate encounter, "Oh no! It's Evil Mr. Time!" who sends Cosmo on "An unscheduled detour." His ship has become a time machine, "Jeepers! I'm spinning out of control while zipping along at the speed of light! My life is in grave danger! Gosh!" The ship PLOWs into the ground in 1590 England, "Goodness gracious!" (Dog of Dawn, Dog of Dusk (1985))

Pluck!:
(1) A Morty Dog grabs a quick bite by plucking a can off of a dog food bush as he runs by. (Dogtown Zoo (1982))
(2) Using a strange being as sort of a marionette puppet, a Morty Dog plucks an urn containing the cremated remains of Chester Alan Arthur off a pedestal even as a group is worshipping the object. (How Two Ex-Presidents Went Up My Nose! (1994))

Pluck! Zip! Splook!: A blinded Morty Dog removes his nose (PLUCK!) and replaces it with an eyeball he took from a train freight car filled with eyeballs (ZIP! SPLOOK!) (Rise and Fall of Morty the Dog (1987))

Plunk!:
(1) Made when an oversize eyeball falls out of one's head and hits the ground. An eye-enlarger ray gun was employed by Harry the Artist. This device enlarged eyes to the size of basketballs, Harry "used it because he thought people could see things better, and thus understand his art on his terms." (Big Picture Picture Book (1983))
(2) When a Morty Dog arrives in a strange land, an enforcer plunks some eyeglasses on the mutt. To not wear them is illegal. (Cranium Frenzy 5 (1985))
(3) The King drops a poison pearl into a glass of wine (PLUNK!) and attempts to give it to Prince Morty. (Tragedy of Morty, Prince of Denmarke 5 (1985))
See also: Zip! Plunk!

Plup!: See Bumpety Bumpety Bumpety Bump Zip! Plip! Affix! Boot! Boot! Plup!

Poink!:
(1) The sound made when a Morty Dog's nose is bit off by Bingo, a sort of balloon-head being. (Eternities of Darkness (1984))
(2) The ever subtle noise made when the Big G removes the Wild Pointy Hat Guys from his posterior, "It's almost as if someone aimed these on purpose!" (Bezango (1994))
(3) The Air Pump Angel inserts a hose into the place where a Morty Dog's spine used to be. (Cranium Frenzy 5 (1985))
(4) A Morty Dog inserts a tablet (Poink!) into the head of Bob Richartolovskii, where the mutt had just created a hole with his canines (no pun intended. Well ... maybe it was) (Dog of Dawn, Dog of Dusk (1985))
(5) The author attempts to kill Morty the Dog, but as his hands wrap around the mutt's neck, his hands pop off, POINK! (Ultra Klutz 12 (1987))
See also: Click. Poink! Jab! Jab!
See also: Toss! Zip! Thunk! Poink! Sniff! Snarf! Swik Swak Swik Swak Swik Jab!
See also: Tug! Zip! Poink!
See also: Zip! Poink!

Poink! Doink! Plop! Deflate!: Modernman "scans" two obnoxious aliens, causing their brains to pop out (POINK! DOINK!) and their bodies to shrivel (PLOP! DEFLATE!) (Modernman 3 (1999))

Poink! Eeeeeeeeeeeeee: A variation of Poink! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Thunk! Clunk! Plink! except the intended victim is a Morty Dog. (Cranium Frenzy 10 (2003))

Poink! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Thunk! Clunk! Plinka Plinka Plinka: A variation of Poink! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Thunk! Clunk! Plink! except the victim is a member of cult that chants "Oogla Boogla Meebee Zeebee" over and over. (Cranium Frenzy 10 (2003))

Poink! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Thunk! Clunk! Plink!: A round grapefruit-sized ball shoots out of a tower (Poink!) and screams through the air (Eeee ... etc.), hitting a random citizen on the head (Thunk!), causing him to fall over with X's for eyes and upon impact with the ground the top lid of his cranium opens (Clunk!), allowing a small black programming box to fall out (Plink!) (Cranium Frenzy 10 (2003))

Poink! Poink! As a Morty Dog happily jumps through the air, using the craniums of two innocent citizens as springboards (citizens who were just minding their own business like a couple of norms), this sound is made. (Fan Scene 1 (1984))
See also: Squirt! Pop! Pop! Poink! Poink! Sniff Blat! Sniff, Toss! Toss!

Poink! Poink! Doink! Doink!: A Morty Dog disengages his arms (POINK! x 2) and legs (DOINK! x 2) as if he was made out of clay. (State of beings 12 (1992))

Poink! Poink! Foop!: Created when a Morty Dog removes two forks stuck in his forehead. (APC Tales 5 (1985))

Poink Zip! Gloop!: A Morty Dog dancing in the heavens hops around (POINK) and accidentally falls off a cloud, hurtling toward Earth (ZIP!) and lands (GLOOP!) in "the planet's filthiest, scummiest, most disease-ridden infected pool of sleaze." (Rise and Fall of Morty the Dog (1987))

Poit!: A microscopic Morty Dog, who had been plugging the Whole Hole in the head of a man, becomes unplugged, hence releasing strange forces. (Cranium Frenzy 6 (1990))

Poke!!:
(1) Max, a misanthrope who lives in a cardboard box near a swamp at the edge of town, pokes an innocent man in the eyes just for the cruel pleasure of it. (Cranium Frenzy 1 (1981))
(2) A Morty Dog in a strange land is required to wear glasses, which prevent him seeing anything, so he pokes out a lens. (Cranium Frenzy 5 (1985))
(3) As government agents attempt to arrest a Morty Dog, the mutt says, "I'll give you two reasons why you should let me go. One" (he points his index finger up). "Two" (he also points his middle finger up, creating a Peace Sign. Then with both fingers up, he POKEs the agent in the eyes). The agent responds with "YAAAAA!" The next caption reads: " ... Second only to flatulence, the eye poke is the purest form of humor. Well, O.K., maybe it is just a guy thing, but S.W. has long been enthralled by this classic comedy action ... " (Cranium Frenzy 10 (2003))
(4) Using the old "Hand in front of the nose ploy," a government agent thwarts a Morty Dog's attempt to give him a one-handed eye poke. Now to quote the story: " ... The 'Hand In Front Of The Nose' twist is the first step to a more cerebral form of comedy. The primal satisfaction of a straight-ahead eyepoke is frustrated, thus creating a form of tension ... a tension that can only be broken by ..."
Morty: " ... The Two Hand Eyepoke!" (Poke! using two hands, each with an index finger pointed out)
Government Agent: "Ng!"
Morty: "Ahhh! What primal satisfaction!"
(Cranium Frenzy 10 (2003))
(5) A Morty Dog pokes the eyes of his cartoon creator. (End of the Earth and Turn Left (1985))
(6) A Morty Dog pokes the "eyes" of Death, and as his fingers retract, Morty pulls off the skull head. (End of the Earth and Turn Left (1985))
(7) The Big G pushes "The Button." (End of the Earth and Turn Left (1985))
(8) In demonstrating the "Two Steps to Basic Humor" a Morty Dog holds up two fingers (step 1) and pokes a guy in the eyes (step 2). (Fan Scene 2 (1985))
(9) A doctor pokes Larry's expanding belly and says, "Larry, look at that spare tire! You've really let yourself slip! What are you going to do about it?" Larry: "Start buying pants with a bigger waist size?" Doc: "Strike one." (Larry of McCleary and Other Characters (1989))
(10) A "Pun-Delete" button is poked on a computer, a feature I'm sure would be appreciated by several OlyBloggers. (Library Comix (1987))
(11) Bloated Cigar-Chomping Plutocrat With Happy-Face Necktie: What is the meaning of this, young pup? Look at me when I address you!
Morty the Dog: Oh, you want eye contact, eh?
[The next panel shows Morty giving BC-CPWH-FN the classic two-eyed POKE!]
BC-CPWH-FN: Yaaaahh!
Morty the Dog: Eye contact! Heeheeheehee!
(Natural Functions (1986))

Poke! Crunch!: "Dullard Hotchkiss was a high school classmate of mine. His nickname, for obvious reasons, was 'Dough-Boy.'" (A jerk pokes him and says, "Hey-hey, it's the Dough-Boy", followed by the "Poke" sound effect). "His sense of humor, however, was underdeveloped" (this is where Dullard pounds his massive fist on top of the cranium of the jerk, creating the "Crunch" sound effect). (Misc Comics : Dough-Boy Issue, (1985))

Poof!:
(1) A Morty Dog realizes the Big G is merely a figment of his own imagination, and as soon as Morty stops thinking about the Big G, his nemesis just vanishes-- Poof! (Cartoon Loonacy 9 (1986))
(2) The creator of a Morty Dog realizes the mutt is merely a figment of his own imagination, and as soon as this creator stops thinking about Morty, the canine just vanishes-- Poof! (Cartoon Loonacy 9 (1986))
(3) A nuclear physicist who really wants to be a stand-up comedian is shot at an airport for making a joke and goes to Heaven. He can't resist making a really awful joke to the Big G, who sends him back to Earth. "What? You mean you are not sending me to ...?" " ... Hell? Why, don't you know? Earth is Hell, my mortal friend. They are one and the same. But just to show I'm not entirely humorless, I'm transforming you into a Morty Dog (POOF) and sending you down to Walla Walla, Washington. Bon voyage." (Cranium Frenzy 4 (1983))
(4) Aliens reward a Morty Dog for services rendered by beaming down cases of vodka, gin, rye, scotch, etc. (Dog of Dawn, Dog of Dusk (1985))
(5) A brain surgeon sits in a Port Hooneemee X-rated movie theater and is inexplicably transformed into a killer whale (Poof!). "Down in front," another patron demands. (Fun in Acapulco (1982))
(6) A TV with legs broadcasts "First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is" and a mountain on the screen goes "Poof!" (Human Beings (1985))
(7) Mukey the Mutant Membrane materializes on an alien spaceship. (Modernman 3 (1999))
(8) When Larry's wife asks him to change the baby, he zaps the child with a ray from his index finger (POOF!) and turns the child into a frog. "Ever since you got that amateur magician book," his wife says, "Life hasn't been quite the same." (East County Comix (1989))
See also: Lapalapa Poof!
See also: Lapalapalapa Poof!
See also: Spoink! Poof! Doink!
See also: Zap Zap Boot! Poof!

Poof Foom Poof: The sound of Wild Pointy Guys piercing the cloud-like floor of heaven as they shoot through. (Bezango (1994))

Poof Poof: A Morty Dog brings Millard Fillmore and Chester Alan Arthur back to life by simply adding water to their cremated remains, creating "Instant Presidents!" (How Two Ex-Presidents Went Up My Nose (1994))

Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof!: See Zot! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof!

Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof!: Mr. Morgan sends a mystic ray and eliminates all the knives carried by soldiers who are about to engage in hand-to-hand combat with each other. (Random Reflections (1976))

Poof Poof Yank!: As a Morty Dog contemplates storming a government bastion in a strange land, a tiny Morty with a halo and wings appears on his shoulder (Poof), "Morty, be careful. Don't mess with the natural order. Who are you to interfere with the Big Plan?" Then another tiny Morty, this one with horns, appears on his other shoulder (Poof), "Morty, this is your moment. Grab it! Seize all power! Show no mercy!" Morty pauses, and then notices both figures are in reality marionette puppets. He pulls on the strings (Yank) and down comes the Big G, who is controlling both of the tiny puppets. "Well well well," says Morty, not surprised. (Cranium Frenzy 10 (2003))

Poompf!: See Sproing! Oing! Boing! Trip! Pfpft! Poompf!

Pooosh!: See Skritch Skritch Pooosh! Psssssh Pssssh

Poosh!: See Zip! Whap! Pop! Poosh!

Poot!:
(1) A Morty Dog is kicked out of Heaven by an angel, who says, "Things are tough all over, squirt! Go home, leave us in peace!" (Cartoon Loonacy 1 (1984))
(2) A top team of surgeons remove a toaster from the cranium of man who had the appliance there since birth. But once the toaster is removed, the new cranial hole releases little monsters that are considered the result of stored bad karma. So the medical team plugged up the hole quickly with the only thing within their reach-- a toilet plunger. Hence the sound effect, "Poot." (Cranium Frenzy 1 (1981))
(3) Two characters have just watched several cartoon panels devoted to the pure and simple beauty of the eyepoke seemed disgusted. "Pathetic. Its hard to imagine a way to get a cheaper laugh than the old eye poke gag." "Yeah," the other character agrees as he lets loose with a flatulent "Poot!" (Cranium Frenzy 10 (2003))

Pop!:
(1) The sound of a Morty Dog's body coming back to life, as Morty returns from the dead in order to give his pal Arnie Wormwood an important message, "XYZ!! Examine your zipper, you slob! Your fly is open!" Right after this information is passed, Morty once again dies. (Big Picture Picture Book (1983))
(2) Dave Kasper, inter-stellar coroner, thinks he is leaning over the body of his late girlfriend, but POPs out of it and sees he is really leaning over a bowling ball (Human Beings (1985))
(3) A Morty Dog POPs off the cap of a beer bottle. (Morty Without Tears; and, Planet of the Bobs (1989))
(4) On the Planet of the Bobs, original ideas are discouraged. A student has a bright idea, shown by a light bulb in a thought balloon. The balloon is deflated when a teacher POPs it with a needle. (Morty Without Tears; and, Planet of the Bobs (1989))
(5) Jeb and Zeb, Siamese twins, work as waiters. Zeb has a giant coil sticking out of his face, which Jeb uses to open a bottle of an elegant 1972 wine called Cherise Merde for a Morty Dog. (Mumbles 3 (1984))
(6) A man with giant electrical plug-in prongs on top of his cranium is pulled away from a TV (POP!). The two outlet holes on the screen are revealed to be the nostrils of a giant pig behind the TV. (Cooper Point Journal (ca. 1976))
(7) A Morty Dog blacks out and awakes to his nose stuck in cement wall while he is on exhibit at the Saskatchewan Provincial Zoo. He extracts himself from the wall (POP!) but at the price of leaving his bulbous nose remaining encased in concrete. (Sketchman 2 (1986))
See also: Kerploosh!!! Chomp! Grrrrp!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrip!!! Pop! Sproing!! Zow! Splat! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!
See also: Oing Pop!
See also: Oing! Zow! Pop!
See also: Shoop pop shoop pop shoop shoop pop shoop pop shoop
See also: Snap! Crackle Pop
See also: Zip! Whap! Pop! Poosh!
See also: Zoop! Pop-Plop!

Pop! Boink!: Minden Hart, bothered by the burden of having a sentimental heart, decides to pop his head off, which he does as if it was an electrical outlet. Then he bounces away (BOINK!) finally free of emotion. (Natural Functions (1986))

Pop! Fizz!: A man with no face in a New York dooknook cranium regards a dangerous drink which makes this noise. (Ultra Klutz 25 (1988))

Pop! Pop!:
(1)Two pieces of toast jump joyfully in the air from a toaster embedded in the top of man's cranium. (Big Picture Picture Book (1983))
(2) A man who was born with a toaster in his head produces two pieces of toast acting as a gullible tool for the greedy appetite of a woman he is trying to impress. (Cranium Frenzy 1 (1981))
(3) A Morty Dog, with his hand over his head, declares, "I've had up to here with all this BULLSHIT!" Since the word is in bold calligraphy, it takes a life of it's own and escape the word balloon (Pop! Pop!) and continues upward, breaking a hole in the sky. (How Two Ex-Presidents Went Up My Nose (1994))
(4) "More montage shots. Do they represent GOOD or EVIL (or that vast universe in-between?" In the first panel, a toaster produced two pieces of nice hot toast (Pop! Pop!). (Human Beings (1985))
See also: Squirt! Pop Pop Gulp!
See also: Squirt! Pop! Pop! Poink! Poink! Sniff Blat! Sniff, Toss! Toss!

Pop! Pop! Pop!: Wild Pointy Hat Guys, like rockets, shoot out from the underground and into the air, popping the beautiful vapor creations of the Artnoids as if they were soap bubbles. (Bezango (1994))

Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!: Globe-shaped thought-balloons conjured by a Morty Dog morph into eggs, out of which hatch (POP! x 5) fanboys who blindly follow Morty as a God. (Rise and Fall of Morty the Dog (1987))

Pop! Sizzle! Zap!: A media gizmo transforms a rodent-like creature into pixels. (Library Comix (1987))

Pop! Thud! Ignite: A bird was swimming in the dish-like indentation of Amos Grumbly's cranium using it as a birdbath, when he was trapped as a result of Amos stopping an atomic meteor from touching the Earth by using his unique head to catch it. If this meteor touches the surface of our planet, the whole globe explodes. The bird does not like being confined, and pops out (Pop!) causing the meteor to fall and hit the surface (Thud! Ignite) bringing an end to existence as we know it. (Dogtown Zoo (1982))

Pop Whoosh! Swoosh! Foosh! Sssssssss Fooossssssshhh: The Air Pump Angel overinflates a Morty Dog, who pops free and careens around the sky. As he whooshes away, Morty swipes the Air Pump Angel's halo and wears it himself. (Cranium Frenzy 5 (1985))

Pop! Zip! Crash!: Snoodle B. Clapsaddle has his head glued to the ceiling of his garage. As his lawnmower makes a break for it, Snoodle grabs the handle, pulling him free (Pop!) and together they ZIP to the wall (Mower: "Freeeeeedom!"), where the mower breaks through with a CRASH! (Mower: "Ynngh!!") (Cranium Frenzy 7 (1994))

Pound!: See Pow! Pound!

Pow!: A pistol fired in the air by a drunken member of the Grub Harbor County Sheriff's Dept. (Sasquatch Comix 5 (1983))
See also: Bang! Bang! Pow! K-Pow! Crash! Bash!
See also: Click! Pow! Thunk!

Pow! Pound!: A Morty Dog had his head run over by truck, causing brain damage, so now he is chained in someone's front yard, pulverizing the sidewalk with a hammer, thus creating this sound. (Lordy, Lordy, Where's Mr. Morty? (1984))

Pow Pow!: See Bra-ap! Brap! Pow Pow!

Pow Pow K-Pow: A gangster cat shoots a mouse. (Cranium Frenzy 1 (1981))

Pow! Pow! Pow!: Prospectors shooting at a Sasquatch, Mt. St. Helens, 1924. (Sasquatch Comix 3 (1983))
See also: Brap Bra-ap Rat-a-tat-tat Pow Pow Pow
See also: Thud Pow! Pow! Pow!

Pow! Zing!: The cartoon career of Super Cutie, the Stick-Girl Rabbit lasts for only a single panel as a bullet puts an abrupt end to her existence. (Dog of Dawn, Dog of Dusk (1985))

Project!: As in projecting an image. See Gleam! Emanate! Project!

Pssss: See Pssssss Pssss

Pssssh: See Skritch Skritch Pooosh! Psssssh Pssssh

Psssssh: See Skritch Skritch Pooosh! Psssssh Pssssh

Pssssshh: See Whoosh! Zip! Whooosh! Zip! Whooosh! Pssssshh

Pssssss Pssss: Emitted by an aerosol can of spray paint as a homeless man writes a message on the side of a church. (Big Picture Picture Book (1983))

Ptuu!: On a sleepy porch in Florida, Zeke spits out tobacco in response to an invitation to drink the waters of the fountain of youth out of a toilet. (Dogtown Zoo (1982))

Ptuuu! Splish!: Made when a balloon-head being named Bingo spits the nose of a Morty Dog into the martini, substituting as an olive, to a man who proposes a toast to Tony Dow. (Eternities of Darkness (1984))

Puff Puff: A hitchhiker puffs on a joint. (Random Reflections (1976))

Pull! Fold Rip Rip Rip Rip Rip Rip Rip Spindle Shred Mutilate! Shred! Tear! Rip! Mangle: When a heartbroken man asks his friend George for advice, all George can do in response is reach up and grab one of the pre-packaged cliche word balloons, one after another, with sayings like "I know where you're coming from," "Yeah, I can relate," etc. Tired with the canned replies, the heartbroken man pulls the balloons down and rips them up, leaving George only able to respond with an empty word balloon. (Random Reflections (1976))

Pull! Tug!: A Morty Dog attempts to extract his disengaged nose from a staros. (Sketchman 2 (1986))

Punch!: See Aargh! Gasp! Bam! Spit! Punch!

Puncture!: A despondent swordfish jumps off a skyscraper, and his pointy beak punctures the interior surface of the hollow Earth in which he lived. (Cranium Frenzy 2 (1982))
See also: Eeeeeee Puncture! Eeeeee Ssssssssssss
See also: Zip! Puncture! Zip! Whoosh! Zow!

Push!: A Morty Dog PUSHes his way to the podium as he prepares to make an unannounced address to a group of the power elite in the far future. (Natural Functions (1986))

Push! Grab! Bash Hit Rip Shred Smash Crash Fight: Stanley has been split into four beings. One of them is a bit more mercenary than the others and pushes the remaining trio into an approaching monster, and then runs away, safe and sound, telling himself, "*Whew!* What kind of world would this be without teamwork?" (One Way Flight to Anywhere But Here (1977))

Push! Whump!: George, a cranky atheist, has been introduced to a giant figure identified as God by a minister. George pushes over the figure, which lands with a big WHUMP! and out of the hollow soles of the feet emerge a ton of little elves. (Random Reflections (1976))

Puuft!: The sound created when spitting out chewing tobacco. (Larry of McCleary and Other Characters (1989)