I want to applaud the 'anarchists' who bravely stood up to Tony Overman. That'll teach the Olympian once and for all to stop sending photographers to our demonstrations and protests. Little did we know before that Overman was not a photographer just doing his job but was in fact a 'snitch.' Yes, Tony Overman's cover was finally blown, he has been exposed with spray paint by heroic 'anarchists' who deduced that their escapades like the one that ended with the front page photo of 'anarchists' smashing bank windows in the middle of the day was snapped by none other than the Olympian photographer in the course of him doing his job, leading to possible convictions.
All across the US, Tony's true identity is now known, Snitch, even making it into the Washington Post. That dastardly devil was shown what happens when you try and do your job around 'anarchists.' Now the whole nation has beholden the awesome power of 'anarchists,' as they go about their mission to liberate the earth one circle A at a time. That circle A once placed upon a vehicle or building means something, something like freedom, or liberty or something kind of noble like that, who fucking cares exactly! Thanks to the 'anarchists' in their selfless mission to bring about justice through actions that don't get hung up in details like planning or messaging or alliance building or education or strategy or thoughtfulness or awareness. Keeping it simple, Overman = snitch, circle A, people will understand. I hope they posted it in their 'anarchist' blog under anonymous so I can leave them an anonymous comment about how cool that was. Keep up the good work 'anarchist,' whoever you are. Slash some more tires in the middle of the night like drunken college students but with a purpose! I know! You can put a turd in a paper bag light it on fire and ring the mayor's doorbell! I'll bet he'll step on it trying to put it out and get doggy doodoo all over his shoe!
Remember folks don't snitch! When 'anarchists' do something really cool like get national news for spray painting the home of a photo journalist's house with something as classy as calling them a snitch it is your duty to never let anyone know who it is so that they can be sure to do something brilliant like that again and again like recent history has proven! The anarchists who do the really really free market, egyhop, bike and bike, books to prisoners, food not bombs, make zines, organize protests, and defend forests all thank you for staying quiet and not snitching on the 'anarchists' who decide that they would rather punish local photojournalists in the dark of night. It might have partially undone, in the course of one night, decades of work building positive associations to anarchist community work but it was so totally worth it! Overman was all like scared and shit! Woohoo! Yay fear! Intimidation! Do I sense a chest bump coming?
Accountability is like totally an important part of anarchy. Like it is totally important that 'anarchists' hold local photographers accountable by going to their homes in the middle of the night and anonymously intimidate them. I'm so proud to be associated with anonymous, but totally accountable, 'anarchists,' running around at night serving as like the total package! Like the wild west! Like the policeman, the jury and executioner all in one person! Total anarchy! I mean like the police if the police weren't a bunch of pigs but wore cool black clothing and were all agro and committed property damage without any regard for consequences! Then the 'anarchists' would be like the police or whatever! You know what I mean!
Dude, keep up the good work, I like your style! And community, shhhh! Don't snitch or you may end up like Tony! Or fucking dead, because dude might be crazy! Who knows! Anonymous! Yeah!