Robbin your house

I love how my weird job allows me to thrash this website while y'all are snoozin. It's kinda like creepin around in somebody else's house while they're sleepin. Hoooahhhh!

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You guys should all quit your

You guys should all quit your nine to fives and become a degenerate cyber-burgler like me!

Just don't drink all the godd

Just don't drink all the goddamn beer next time, eh?

Beware the terrible simplifiers.
Jacob Burckhardt

Can I have my iron lung back,

Can I have my iron lung back, please?