Now this is fun! It's okay to be confused!
They Were Expecting Us To Dive For Their Knees. They Never Expected Us To Go Straight For Their Hearts
The Anti-Fun League has spent the last seven thousand years preparing for this moment. Scientist from Carnegie Melon, The Massachusetts Institute of Technology, the California Institute of Technology, and Michigan, like the whole state, preparing for this moment. They've labored, toiled, laughed, cried, and followed story arcs from romantic comedies preparing for this moment.
This moment is the dawning of a new era. It is marked by the unveiling of a new sophisticated robot. This robot, HugBot, exist solely to destroy tension between the military industrial complex and the people, one hug at a time.
Hugbots will be stationed across Western Washington for the next few weeks. Their Mission? To hug people and make new friends. Seriously. That's all they want. A hug, a smile, a wink of companionship.
Through their sophisticated programming the robots have determined that people at Fort Lewis need A LOT of hugs. HugBots will be there. You bring your bodies Fort Lewis. We'll bring our hearts.
We'll Bring Them To Their Knees,
The Anti-Fun League