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Yesterday, as I was walking downtown...

Wed, 09/26/2007 - 12:46pm — chaney
...a samurai suddenly burst out in front of me and sliced me clean in two. You might say, he bisected me. I was quite surprised. After he'd cleaned and inspected his blade, which I'm sure met his approval, he went on his way. I took a quick look around and stepped out of my body. I looked down at the husk lying motionless on the (now-very-damp) sidewalk and said, "Huh." Then two butterflies fluttered by, one with a black right wing and a white left wing, and one with a black left wing and white right wing. They were leaving a trail of powder. Has this ever happened to anyone else?

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Wed, 09/26/2007 - 1:00pm — Norm

vertically or horizontally?

vertically or horizontally?

Wed, 09/26/2007 - 1:25pm — OperaGirl

I'm going to go with

I'm going to go with vertically.   

*I am that person who doesn't throw out rotting things because they're scary and who kills wasps by spraying things on them and screaming.*

Wed, 09/26/2007 - 1:26pm — Guglielmo

Exactly

Otherwise it wouldn't be a bisection. It would just be mean.
Wed, 09/26/2007 - 1:41pm — Norm

It could be sagitally.

It could be sagitally.
Wed, 09/26/2007 - 1:50pm — Rob Richards

take LSD,

much?
Wed, 09/26/2007 - 3:17pm — chaney

Not really

Not really
Wed, 09/26/2007 - 3:21pm — oysterpreserve

That's crazy......

That's crazy cause today I was driving downtown when I saw a Samurai being eaten by a Giant Caiman!
Wed, 09/26/2007 - 3:33pm — Guglielmo

Oops

someone had a ronin with the maw.
Wed, 09/26/2007 - 3:36pm — Norm

omg

laaaaaame
Wed, 09/26/2007 - 3:48pm — Guglielmo

They're not booing

They're saying "Goooooog, Gooooog."
Thu, 09/27/2007 - 1:34pm — JstPlnOnry

Goooooog!

Goooooog!  Goooooog!  Goooooog!  Goooooog!  Goooooog!  Goooooog!  Goooooog!  Goooooog!  Goooooog!  Goooooog!  Goooooog!  Goooooog!  Goooooog!  Goooooog! 

GO GUGLIE!!!  

I love your sense of humor!  I may not always get it, but you use it freely and I love that!

"Do not mistake for conspiracy and intrigue what can best be explained by stupidity and incompetence." - Unknown

Thu, 09/27/2007 - 1:57pm — Anonymously Larry

I always understand Gug

Sometimes he's not funny, but he certainly had a nice name badge on at the Broho.

http://thurstonblog.blogspot.com/

Wed, 09/26/2007 - 4:08pm — Sarah

Yes.

Last Monday, before noon.
Thu, 09/27/2007 - 1:50pm — chaney

Are you sure it wasn't

exactly at noon?
Thu, 09/27/2007 - 2:49pm — Sarah

Yes.

No, I'm certain, though not sure, that this timely event happened before noon. Pre-noon, if you will (or even if you won't). Certainly and assuredly noon, as in twelve hours past that other time.

Sat, 09/29/2007 - 2:08pm — stevenl

Chaney

Perhaps this enigmatic performance was somehow related to the incident in question?

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