This ever growing list is currently making the rounds of myspace world (thanks Olymp-ian for tip). I figure we can surely join in. Oh and don't blame me for anything here, including language choices. What can you add to this list?

*It is and forever will be the AM/PM, not the Shell
*If your party gets busted, the cops just make everyone go home
*You climb water towers for fun :)
*when u live at jack in the box and stiill have trouble ordering when ur fucked up...
*Regardless of being drunk, ride rides at Lakefair, hurl after getting off, then get drunk again later.
*You know every person that works the door and you get into shows for free.
*At least four of your friends have "Olympia" tattoos and you know that they're all going to remain true until they die.
*Claim you are from a bigger city, and just can't stand the Big City attitude, when everybody knows you moved here from Shelton, and despite being 24, have only been to Seattle twice; with your Mother.
*You know what someone means when they say: BroHo, Mark, Reef, House of Doom, Voyeur, PBR, Oly stubby, RTR
*You think it's funny when one hipster makes fun of another hipster by calling him/her "hipster"
*You hung out at Mario's. Or worse, if you're over 30 and slept with someone who hung out at Mario's
*You had a personal ad in the Sweet 16
*You actually got lucky because of a personal ad in the Sweet 16
*The person who responded to your ad actually was 16
*Had a "scenester" friend relate a bizarre tale of crashing a "hippie" party and then two days later having a "hippie" friend relate a bizarre tale of "scenesters" crashing their party
*you shop at Dumper Values
*you have a hat with kitty ears
*you buy things used more than new
*you own a vintage bike, and ride it
*the name "Wagners" makes you drool
*you are on nodding terms with Calvin
*when you are away, OLY is all you talk about!
*You've chowed down Texas Chili Tots at 4 am after dumping (another!) alcoholic.
* You buy all your make-up at Archibald Sisters
* You or your friends live(d) at the Lucky 7 house.
* You move into a new house once a year and can name the last five people who rented the room
* You have a story about something that has happened in every room of the Martin
* You've watched at least one place you loved burn to the ground
* You've had to avoid the balloon guy on the dance floor
* You've bought Glen a beer
* You know what KAOS, B&B, TCTV, FRO, OPIUM, IPU, KRS and OFS stand for, but not K
* You like one Courtney Love but not the other
* You know what the KAOS DJs look like
* You have a degree and still make minimum wage (or work under the table)
* You've made it through All Freakin Night
* You find balding men with glasses attractive
* You've seen someone doing something suspicious in the library bathroom
* You've gone on a good date and no one spent any money
* You're not dating anyone, you're just hanging out with them
* You've made a mix cd for the bar jukebox
* You wear a hoodie and jeans to work
* You've won a free haircut at Jamie Lee and Company, a free slice at Old School, free coffee from B&B or a free dildo from Lover's Package at a raffle
* You regularly go out dancing Sunday night with your friends even though you have to work in the morning
* You're not embarassed to go out with your pantyline showing
* At least once a day you say out loud, "Oh fuck it, I live in Olympia" and mean "no one is gonna notice
*your parents either live in Tumwater, or "back East"
* There is not a force in the world that can keep you from that yearly Demoburger
*You went to a naked wedding on the Evergreen Beach
* You've tried the Republican Roast Beef, just to see what it's like
* The capitol campus is this place with the large buildings you went to as a teenager, but now it's just a buffer between you and Tumwater
*You secretly love the smell of the low tide
*You shop at the Gross Out
* If your bar doesn't have free wifi, you know it's a dump
* You park downtown, don't move your car for three days, and get one ticket out of it
* You're too drunk to be driving, but you are. And you get pulled over. And Officer Beckwell just tells you to "go home now".
* You've had some sort of sexual encounter in the capitol theatre
* You've seen the White Stripes, Nirvana, Modest Mouse, Deathcab for Cutie, Melvins, Fugazi, the Magnetic Fields, or the Mountain Goats, and have never paid more than $8 to do it.
*You've got black and white photo booth pictures from skateland
* You've had a muscle car that didn't move for more than a month, despite being wicked boss
* You've gone to shows of bands you don't like cuz it was more fun than playing Playstation at home alone
* Even if you have a decent job, it's well and PBR at the bar
* You recognize Darby's as the cure to all things hungover
* You still have a drawer full of "Reef Chips", and recognize their importance to the local economy
* When you walk by the Bar Code, you say to your visiting friends from out of town, "that's where we stab and shoot people."
* You know where the good sushi is, and you're not telling
*You've had a westside vs. eastside drunk talk
* Two words: Westside Lanes
*You get deals at the farmers market cause you know half the vendors
* The mall is an awkward shopping experience, even though half the people you know work there, including the hot chick at the espresso cart outside of Macy's
* You only see maybe three films at the film fest, but still speak knowingly about the others that played to seem cultured
* China Town seems like a good idea at the time, but you're wrong.
* You use Radio 8 Ball instead of therapy (hahahahahahahaha!!!!!)
* You share a light therapy device with your coworkers
* You start a band with your roommate, get halfway through your set at the manium, then explode at each other and move to the west side to "get away from it all."
* Going 10 minutes across town feels like a long trip.
* You and your friends all know the location where the pirate radio station broadcasts from, but you're not telling.
*You've eaten till you almost puke at the blueberry patch
* You know you'll run into at least half a dozen people you don't want to see but you decide to go to ArtsWalk anyway.
* You didn't tell anyone that was you in the 'sexy unicorn' costume at Dance O'Dance last month but everyone is talking about it anyway.
*Most of your clothes are from the freebox
*No one is suprised you took the phone sex job to pay your bills
*You've worked as a dishwasher at more than half the restaurants in town
* You drive by the Subway next to Maconi's and laugh and laugh.
* You know the guy in the Sandwich costume outside said Subway and pretend not to know who it actually is.
* When you were 17 you were making out with 26 year olds. But now that you're 26, you look down upon such activities. Because you're a sexual hypocrite.
* You know that the very best-tasting water in the city comes out of a dirty-looking pipe in a parking lot.
* You know where at least two more similar water sources are in downtown.
* Your bus driver lets you off at the same spot every day, even though it's not an actual stop.
* You got laid at Yo-Yo-a-Go-Go by a sexy, sexy foreigner.
*You know all about the music Ron is playing in his church group
* You've seen someone get punched out at the Reef, then continue drinking.
* You've sat at one bar stool so many times they had to put a metal plate on the bar front where your combat boots had worn a hole.
* You understand the math behind this ratio: The drive to Evergreen gets
shorter as the person you're going to visit gets hotter.
* That Denny's on the Westside? It's still OK to hang out there at 4AM if the Rib-Eye is full.
* You understand that happy hour is a lifestyle choice, and it's an OK lifestyle choice.
* You fucked somebody cuz you thought their karaoke rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody was righteous.
* Sometimes you go to the Vault, but you don't tell anyone.
* Your ex-girlfriends all move to Portland and start bands together.
* You've written something on Satanosphere.com and then emailed one of the admins to delete it after you've sobered up.
* You've seen Jeff Bartone get arrested while working
*You've been to "big tom the lithuanians' house
* You don't have a job, but somehow make happy hour every day and buy your own drinks.
* And one for that new girl who just moved here from Columbus who seems really cool.
* But then you find out she only likes other girls, and she ends up making out with your ex at the Fitz show.
*There was a hole in the bill at a house show and you formed a band on the spot
* You've had a sip of Vern's Lizard liquor.
* You want to warn the proprietor of the new candle/handbag/beads/sandals store across from Vita that it probably won't end well.
* you have a couple of drinks at the mark when you want to have a quiet, mellow night
*You've slept with one or more bartenders at the Voyeur
* You got something "sexy" for someone else at Archibald Sisters.
*You know which person on shift chose the music at the coop
* You know that Lakefair is really just a badass party the people of Olympia throw for the residents of Bucoda, Tenino, and Shelton.
*You noticed that Chuck got a haircut.
*You've been spun around on the dance floor by the "other" Calvin
*You partied the Mill and Rugby houses.
*You know everyone who writes all the different graffiti tags in town
* you know where the hall in the woods is
* You're finally on Marcy's good side.
* at some point in time you have had keys to the capitol theater
* you are willing to drive to Aberdeen on a regular basis to get a good burrito
* you see people wearing the clothes you sold to dumpster values
* you go to barnes and noble for something to do and because they are open late
*You get tasered by the cops outside the Brotherhood but can still make bail in time for last call at McCoy's
*You never voluntarily eat Thai food any more
*you know every one who has dated every one and every one else's ex.
*your in Portland.
*you smell like le Vouyer.